Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 6:08 PM
Alright... its Father's Day. So, Happy Father's day to all Dads in the world. alright. for kiddies who cant even take abit of sick jokes, shoo! or els dont continue reading this post. " found it on the net. under jokes section. gayshit! "
Original Message:
Dear Dad, Happy Father's Day to you. I remembered those days where you showered me with Love and Care. I appreciate it. May you stay Happy and Enjoy your Sunday.
Edited Message:
Dear THAT. Happy Farker's Day to you. (where you can fark all you want, you gayshit!) I remembered those days where you showered me with Lots and(of) Cum. I appreciate it. May you stay Horny and Enjoy your Son-day. (where you gayshit fark your own son)
-forward this to 10 gayshits and you will hav a good day.
It was bloody stupid right?? fark the guy/girl who wrote that.
Next joke:
Brought to one and all, by the Lubricant Fairy.
Son: Hey dad. happy father's day.
Dad: Oh thanks you son. hey whats wrong. you got something to ask?
Son: dad why is our mouse n keyboard always so oily
Dad: err oily? oh no. thats lotioning.
Son: lotioning??
Dad: oh thats about the lubricant fairy
Son: wadz the lubricant fairy??
Dad: just like santa and the easter bunny, the lubricant fairy comes every night to lotion our mouse and keyboard. but only when mum and you are asleep
Son: why does it need lotioning
Dad: oh so when we use the mouse and its sticky, it helps to moisturize our hands and keep it smooth
Son: oh i do hope the lubricant fairy comes to night
Dad: she sure will. that's if you promised you'll not open your eyes to peep when you hear anyone using the computer at night
Son: sure daddy. thanks.
Ahh! sick sick sick. Dad teach Son bad things. yet they still have a Happy Day.
-bryn
