BRYN.

Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 2:45 PM

YARH, i shall talk about yesterday. from the very beginning. hmm.. fast forawrd ..... alrite lets beign on the point where i was suppose to meet up with daren. ay no..rewind...hmm..i was doing my animal farm comic in the morning, cheryl called me and keep pestering me to go escape woth her and dunno hu else. ..............

damn sorry, u guys got to miss out all all the fun i had yesterday. i spend 2hrs postign and now accidentally closed window without saving. damn sorry. nvm lets wish eunice a HAPPY b'dae.

or let me try posting again. lets start again. fast forward.......i was going to meet up with daren. i got my ipid and left home. it was rainign chao heavily and phiong...i ran to bus-stop, i saw bus 14 just opposite. so lucky, i ran over almost slip n fall, and kind bus uncle stopped for me. i was like: oh thank gods. ahahx. got up bus, i remvoed my ear piece and thanked the bus uncle. so kind sia. i chose my sit and settled down, wanted to doze off with some music but i saw that the show now was gags just for luffter so i watched.wanted to luff like siao but could only do so in my heart if not i would appear as a retarded. haha. during the journey, i just stared at the nerds gonig in n out in n out, all yao si yao si. i almost alight on the wrong stop cos i was a little tired. however, i immediately got down when i saw the sign- bayshore road. phew. yay i alighted and waited 14mins for daren;s father to pick me up. finally they came, i hopped up the car and zoomed we went off. basically the mood was rather stale as i dunwan to talk much. later daren's father might be angry for no reason. cute eh? so even though daren was just sitting infront of me, we had to sms to communicate. nah, his dad is not at all scary but i dunwan to tok too much. then daren's dad broguht us to some secluded place for a meal. i had alreadi taken lunch so declined whne uncle offered to treat me. ahahs. the moment he went to get his own food, i went up to order kway teow with my own money. then daren's dad saw me n paid instead. wahhh...we chat over meal bout portfolio and daren's dad luff to hear i had alreadi completed. cos daren ahd only just begun. so slow sehh. we chat lame stuff over meal and the atmosphere build up. then all of us finished our food and daren's dad asked if we wnated drinks or desert, i said no and he said: are u sure? yr food is not spicy? but the funny thing was that he ehard me specifying: no chilli when i ordered my food. haahs. daren asked me not to regret. then i say: i wun regret, or if i happen to, i just sue u lor. then we all luff. daren had ice kachang and his dad got a bowl of tau suan. then they ordered wu xiang and asked me share. i was totally bloated up as i really really had lunch liao n realli realli chao full. then yay all done, hopped off to car and zoomed off. the mood was up again and we started joking. i was tellling him that blab blah blah liked kiatshing and asked me who i like. i said i like kiatshing also. then she say i would only like if i was inmature or gay. i said gay, and she say i dun look gay. haah. then i say: if u like, why can't i like. ahahs. in less than 5mins, we alreadi reached eunice's house. at first we could not find it but however, we found the cemetry that was suppose to be opposite it. as we alighted from the car...

we walked in, wanted to scare them or play some prank but goodness knows that dey were all in the gym. they came out to find us and we ran away to hide in the playground. we found the playground there got some hole and we hide inside for fun. there were two, so each one take one. ahah, then i prank call eunice: hello. eunice i am sorry. me n daren are not free to come todae. ahahah. then say said: dun lame, i saw u. then i say: i saw u too! then she ask me come: i say, but when i saw u, i dun feel like coming liao. haah me n daren were luffing like mad. daren picked up his fone and rang her. he said: we both were stuck in the playground hole so we needed help. she hang up. both of us started screaming: help help help. then baxter called up and ask us pick him up. eunice called me and ask where we were, i say go pick baxter. after 10mins, she call again, i say pick baxter. then she say: dun lie, u earlier on say need to pick him up, then daren tell her, earlier on i picked him up, then he drop on the floor, so daren picking him up now. we went to guard post there and say hi to him. as usual he wore gay accesories with his black clothing. totally bangla. as he approached us, he said: hello. o say: eh, wenting, yr make-up realli make u look like baxter, good job. ( for yr information, wenting is soem dark colour bitchy person ). ahah. then daren say: no need la, as long as its ugly, it will look like baxter. then we fast forward..........we went to gym.

the 1i and khs 6.1 were all settled down in a circle playign lame games. we joined in with them. then on the way they were saying i like hazel, and i shouted: eeeeeee i dun like monsters!! then hazel say: OOEI! ahah we joked among ourselves like hell. then all the girls' removed their sandlas and i go rearrange them so they were all non-matching pairs. haha! then suddenly, baxter shoe was flung about. so we thoguht it was fun, so all of us took every slipper we saw and threw about. it was fun but damn childish. then shameless abxter wnated to go for a swim n he went boy's toilet change to swim pants. as he entered boy's toilet, both of us screamed loudly! arrr....dun wrogn toilet, yrs is girls. haah. as he changed, daren went to video him. haha. obscene sia. we went up and watched him swim. like so cheecko liddat. as he swim, we were making lame jokes. cos there was a girl small girl. swimming next to him. they were almost same colour, same skinny ness. ahah, and wad was funny was that she swam bttr than baxter. baxter admitted that eh was scared of the deep pool. so we went to bully him. we wahsed cleaned his slippers and flund one into the deep side of the pool. then he look so petrified and faggotish. i damn bad, go put his $10 note on the other slipper and make it float in the pool. he was staring there, hopelessly! as he made his way to the deep side, panicking, i tried all means to make the slipper go away from him but failed. so i take an ixora flower and 'accidentally' drop it into the edge of the pool. then i carefully pick it up and say: meinu, are u alrite? it was totally insulting to him as i would rather go for a flower than him. fast forward........

baxter had suffered enuf, he went back to change again, this tym round, sien came, and we hid baxter's bag in the girl's toilet. when he foudn out, he was totally mad and almost cried. sien started to run on the track mill. he ran.... and din run properly so he slipped and fell down. his whole hand was scarred and bleeding. OMG. wad was worse was that he said he lost his senses in that hand. we pinched him, wack his hand, use scissors poke, and he din even feel anything, we started to panick. ahah i said he was beginning to look like his idol, as now sien was tall n skinny. his idol was stickman. damn alike sia. then daren say since he injured, he was more like a bloody stickman. he looked damn pathetic la. but 20mins leh, he got back his sense and all of us were like PHEW... we stop lame games n went up to the play ground. there we joked lamely again and dortz about. hahax. it was damn cute la eunice brother. we teached him how to do middle finger. and if u ever said 1..2..3.., he would show his finger to everyone. OMG. then eunice mother came, and giam go say 1..2..3.. jay jay showed the finger to her and themother joknigly said: who teached my son this? and all of us said...orh..BAXTER! haha. then hazel took jay jay away so we cannot bully him le. then i shout at her: u evil monster, dun bully him. u dun 'jiao huai xiao hai'. ahah for bout 30mins, we spend our mission 'kidnappnig' jay jay from the girls but it was hard to succeed. pick him up and he would wail like the ambulance.

alrite, as soon as it was 6.30pm, all of us began to get hungry. the ppl had come to set up buffet. haha all the girls and boys went to help themselves, but me n daren stood there and called up all the names of everybody. we keep ordering to get food for us but they all declined. the moment they said no, daren shouted: YOU ARE ELLIMINATED. it was as if this was a competition. ahah. eunice's mother heard us asking help form girls and said to us: wah u notty boys ar? call yrself a man. then i say: aunty, i am not a man, i am small boy. then aunty luff. she say, aiya, u got take food yrself, if lazy then sit on the buffet table there. so reluctantly, me n daren made our way there, and saw the food. we got up and sat on the buffet table as told where all the food was laid out. then aunty shout: not that table. then we luff. the table nearly collaspe sia. PHEW! dinner over...fast foward..................................now it was games again. all the girls began fillnig 1.5litre bottles with water to spray at us but i used cups instead. cups are easier to fill n acurate to aim at ppl. then all the girls n boys started attack each other. i made lame jokes like: omg, where's my specs ( it was just in my hand lor ) then i push the girl in the water, or hey, the security guard come. then she look, i push her in. there were just so many victims to psuh and it was chao fun. just use a bit of lamity and they will go in. the most funniest part was when everyone tried pushing big big yunzhen into the pool i just run up and PIAM! she feel in. yippe, i so strong. then cos her clothes were wet and heavy ( she wore long baggy pants ) she took a lnog time to get up from the pool. so daren say she got stuck. and we shouted: mama hippo, wad happen to u.

hahass. hazel damn qian bian keep wettign ppl and dun dare get pushed in. so all the boys took turns to wet her severely and evern pulled her to the pool and fling her in. we only suceeded once. ahahs. then daren go pushed me in for fun and 3 more girls fell in on top of me. i hit my head, specs dropped then i wan kill daren. so pain sia. as i come out, some idiot accidentally poured coke into my eye instead of water. my eye was freaking pain and i screamed: u idiot, who was that. then finally i pushed the blame to hazel.ahah. hazel n huna ying din realli want to get push ina dn i dunno wad they were realli donig in the baby pool together relaxing. so daren say: so cute. baby hippos. lets video. then i pretend to video n say: hey this is get close with hippos on channel news asia. ahah then they angry got splash water at me. i so wet and i shouted: these hippos are aggresive, viewers, if u happen to visit this farm, plz be careful. argghhhh...then i fell in the pool. eunice cuzin had pushed me. so ji. i got up le, then baxter keep asking us to find a girl n push in. so obviously, baxter ended up being pushed. cos he was the only girl we could find. HAHAHA. skip skip skip. shu qi came, i saw her and wanted to wet her, but her mum was there, so i didn't. hhaha but bloody stickman go wet her and make her drop her food on the floor. POOR THING ar..1c chairman.. ahahaha.

we hurried off to change and zoomed...we changed. all our shirts were wet and blah blah blah. the boys n girls keep turnign off each other's lgiht to scare each other for fun. so childish. we finsihed, came up there and eunice was shouting: cut cake time. i say: walao. demoted, alst eyar eat cake, this year it cup cake. cup cake time sia. ahah then we all sang birthday song. everyone sang to ehr, but i sang my name instead. so zi lian. after that abxter kept saying, ooo chocolate cake ..yummy. daren say: dun eat yrself. then as eunice cut the cake, baxter shout: dun cut my face.. no no no. ahhas, after that euncie received an ang pao from her aunty or wdv. i took it from her. then i gave it to ehr with two hands n wished her happy b'dae. said it was from me n my wife. haha. i wan cut short le. so fast forward............... kk daren did the same thing. and giam tried to do so, but i kick him away. haha. then hazel's parents came. they wnaetd her to go home but she dragged them. ahahs.. cut short bah..cut short. after that, zhen kai made some prank calls and then it was over. phew. finally no nid type le. still hav lots of funny stuff but hands damn suan. cos this post i had to retype twice sia. GRRR. to end this post i shall say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNICE!!!

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