Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 6:24 AM
See..its thanks to Ding that my 'vocabulary' have improves millions. pro sia?new words for everyone in the SEHH dictionary. a sehhnificant event means an event which is sehh. like-wise, unsehhvilised are people who are not sehh. insehhnity is people who are taking things in a seriously wrong manner that they are over SEHH! sighz...and in the stores nowadays, people even buy SEHHnitary pads for their periods...for todae, i shall tell jokes or mayb riddles...whoa..excited?#1- The marriage problemmost relationship is ruined cos the couple do not understand each other well. so if the girl is willing to admit she's a bitch, all would be well for them. cos as it goes- dog's mans best friend.#2- Speak loudersometimes when you are experiencing a sore-throat, you can't speak loudly. if someone pesters you to be louder, give him a slap. err...this is not being rude. what we learn is that actions speak louder than words.#3- Parents aren't always right!my friend landed in jail becos of wad his mother taught him: be serious and add a little touch in everything you do. so that's wad he did to his teacher and was arrested as a molester. weird rite?#4- The playgroundthere was a playground that would grant wishes to anyone who shouted one they wanted as they slide. when they descend, they would get wad they wanted. an ignorant boy rather enjoy the fun on the silde than get his wish. so he shouted WEE! as he went down the slide. yuppz. so he landed in a pail of smelly water. so plz becareful of wad u wish..#5- Who looks betteri got a fren who are twins. yeah- splitting image of one another, not even a wrinkle less or a strand of hair more. as both of them went out with me, they saw a cute guy. then the cute guy told one of the sister that she would have a date with him. the other sister was angry and she cried out: she's so ugly, who would want her @!$$#$$%&^%but however the truth was both of them looked alike. so if one was ugly, the other would be too!#6- Applethis young boy was scolded by his mother for not eating his apples and he blamed his doctor for it. wad kind of child is he...wad he said was: an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if she's a babe throw the apples away. the doctor's a babe, throw the apple away, if she's in bed, go everyday...#7- White liethis morning i told a lie..a lie one could never forget. but after all, it was still a white lie. i told my mother a big big lie. and she wacked me all day. so i tried my best and tried wad so ever i could do. i ended up solving my troubles by writing out my lie on a piece of paper and painted it white. hey so that solved it. my mum forgaved me. huh???#8- Names with letter A'smy daughter, althea, had been chosing names for her future family...here was the names she picked for her two daughters: alicia and amelia...then she realized that both her daughter's and her name all start and ended with an A. so she decided to marry a man who start with a letter a and end with a leter a.. to my horror, she married a malay man...whose name was AlibabA.#8- Trainee nurse Versus. Experienced Nurse...* a trainee nurse wears so many pins on their name badge that you can;t read it* an experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons* a trainee keeps detailed notes in a pad* an experienced nurse writes on the back of their hands, paper scraps and napkins**** err this is too lame lar****#9- New Variety showdue to the lack of local 'talent', the media has opened a new variety show...its here that they look for unique people, and groom them into stars...err and they have decided to uniquely name this show: SARS SEARCH...#10- Medical dictionaryArtery- the study of paintingsBacteria- back door to cafeteria
Catscan- searching for a kitty
Cauterize- make eye contact with her
Coma- a punctuation mark
Dilate- to live long
Labor Pain- getting hurt at work
Medical Staff- doctor’s wand
Morbid- a higher or more bid(offer)
Outpatient- a person who has fainted
Tablet- a baby table
for now that's all folks..i am doing work liaos...hahaha
